if (isset(f2) &&
    v9 == 0 &&
    !isset(f4)) {
  if ((said("ass","rol") ||
      said("anyword","ass","rol") ||
      said("anyword","anyword","ass","rol") ||
      said("anyword","anyword","anyword","ass","rol") ||
      said("anyword","anyword","anyword","anyword","ass","rol") ||
      said("anyword","anyword","anyword","anyword","anyword","ass","rol"))) {
    v252 += 1;
    if (v252 == 1) {
      print("I am going to tell on you!");
    }
    if (v252 == 2) {
      print("Don't say anymore words like that!");
    }
    if (v252 == 3) {
      print("Don't say I didn't warn you.");
      quit(1);
    }
   }
  if (said("examine","necklace")) {
    if (has("necklace")) {
      show.obj(220);
        return();
    }
    print("You don't have it.");
    }
  if (said("examine","money")) {
    if (has("money")) {
      show.obj(235);
        return();
    }
    print("You don't have it.");
        }
  if (said("examine","swim shorts")) {
    if (has("swim shorts")) {
      show.obj(236);
        return();
        }
        print("You don't have it.");
            }
  if (said("examine","beer")) {
    if (has("beer")) {
      show.obj(237);
        return();
    }
    print("You don't have it.");
        }
  if (said("examine","cake")) {
    if (has("cake")) {
      show.obj(238);
        return();
    }
    print("You don't have it.");
        }
  if (said("examine","ticket")) {
    if (has("ticket")) {
      show.obj(239);
        return();
    }
    print("You don't have it.");

  }
  if (said("examine","card")) {
    if (has("libiary card")) {
      show.obj(232);
        return();
    }
    print("You don't have it.");

  }
  if (said("examine","book")) {
    if (has("book")) {
      show.obj(234);
      return();
          }
    print("You don't have it.");
       }
  if (said("examine","bagpipe")) {
    if (has("bagpipe")) {
      show.obj(240);
        return();
    }
    print("You don't have it.");
  }
  if ((said("catch","anyword") ||
      said("catch","anyword","anyword"))) {
    print("You can't get that here!");
  }
  if ((said("use","anyword") ||
      said("use","anyword","anyword"))) {
    print("What do you want me to do with it?");
     }
  if (said("tell","joke")) {
  if (has("book")) {
print("Joke on page 5.");
print("Woman says to doctor: 'Please some vitamins for my kid.'");
print("Doctor answers: 'A, B or C.");
print("Woman says: 'It doesn't matter, he can't read.");
print("Joke on page 2.");
print("What do you buy when there is a comercial: 'Thing's for your friends neck'.");
print("English: A tie.");
print("Scotish: A necklace.");
print("Irish: A piece of rope for the English.");
print("Joke on page 4.");
print("An Irish guy was asked: 'Why do Irish people answer to a guestion with a guestion'?");
print("Irish guy answers: 'Who said that'?.");
print("Joke on page 1.");
print("What's the differece between a camel and human?");
print("A camle can work about a week without a drink.");
print("A human can drink a without working.");
print("Joke on page 3.");
print("Fathers son are in a zoo. Son points to a donkey  and says .");
print("'Daddy that donkey looks just like you'. ");
print("Father answers:'Don't say things like that.");
print("Son answers: 'don't worry the donkey can't hear us.");
return();
}
print("You don't have it.");
}
if(said("cheat")){
get("book");
get("necklace");
get("money");
v29 = 45;
}
if(v170 == 3){
if(v11 == 30){
v36 = 2;
call(94);
}
}}
return();